Lord Jesus Christ
Of Belchertown, Mass
Almost died today
On the godless streets of
He was run down
On of all things
By a 20-year-old girl
Whose initials were
She was probably an
'Lord Jesus Christ' Run Down In Crosswalk
by The Associated Press
May 7, 2010 The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.
Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.
The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.
Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.